professor-sex-and-dragneto:

 #REAL FUNNY OLD SPORT

(Source: space-bees, via searedontomyhearts)

candlejack:

DO YOU EVEN LIFT, MR WAYNE?

(Source: callum900, via carry-on-all-you-wayward-sons)

worcaholics:

judgementdays:

why is this whole website suddenly obsessed w/ cotton eyed joe

Yeah like where did it come from where did it go

(via weepingdemon)

(Source: apriki, via weepingdemon)

meladoodle:

australiansanta:

australiansanta:

what type of rock is a really good friend

an opal

rocks will be your only friends if you ever use this joke

(via carry-on-all-you-wayward-sons)

Two Fish

badkidsjokes:

there was two fish in a tank and one of the fish said
do you know how to drive this thing
BECAUSE THE FISH ARE DRIVEING THE TANK IN A WAR

(via pizzaforpresident)

the writers of Hannibal showing off their very well-practiced subtlety (via bastardfromabasket)

(via deathbymishacollins)

Hello, I’m Cannibal! OH HAHAHA I MEAN HANNIBAL what a funny slice of the tongue. SLIP OF THE TONGUE WOW THERE I GO AGAIN. Anyway, what a pleasure to eat you. MEET YOU ha I did it again how odd. Can I take your liver HAHA I MEAN COAT HA HA HA

(Source: castielinhogwarts, via jackharknessed)

elysean:

The purpose is to experience fear. Fear in the face of certain death. To accept that fear, and maintain control of oneself and one’s crew. This is a quality expected in every Starfleet captain.

You of all people should know.

(via intospock)

hypnoticwinter:

You were wearing green
I remember that very
clearly;
you were wearing a
green skirt
and a white shirt
but I didn’t really
pay attention to that -
I was looking at
your eyes
your big, bright, brown eyes
and your dimples
whenever you smiled,
your whole face lit up
it was like staring at the sun
on a…